The Hoey Moey

The Hoey Moey hotel is the only pub in Coffs Harbour with direct beach access. Come and enjoy our newly renovated hotel with spacious beer garden, open plan bar, bistro, drive thru Bottlemart bottleshop and TAB facilities.

The Hoey Moey has always been famous for live music and continues to be known for its relaxed atmosphere, great vibes and an amazing beer garden hosting the best Sunday Sesh on the Coast!

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The Covid lockdown situation for the band was looking grim until frontman Guy came up with the brilliant idea of putting all the band’s money into opening a nursing home – THE LOS VAGUENESS DEMENTIA HOSPITAL. The grand opening was a disaster when guest of honour Gladys Berejiklian was arrested for causing a public nuisance by being in a relationship with Darryl Maguire.

Police initially refused to enter the Nursing Home saying that it was a “grey area”. There was also a problem with the yoga class when several elderly patients were discovered abusing meditation. The building was finally  cleared and the house band, Counting Crones, were wheeled out.

So if you have been itching to see some elderly rock lords, there’s a lotion you can get for that at Chemist Warehouse. Expect the same stupidity, lack of personal hygiene, non-existent musical ability and running makeup.

If you’ve never seen the band before, run away now, however, if you like having your ears pummeled by too much rock and your eyes blinded by too much posturing, come along. You’ll never forget it.

The Groovers – voted band with best small goods 4 years running.

When?
December 18 @ 8:00 pm

Where?
51 River Street, Woolgoolga NSW 2456

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